the mighty surt, destroyer of the universe.

almondskeyess:

feminismandhappiness:

I’m tired of seeing white people treating poor countries as if they were their very special emotional playground.

Racists travel to under developed countries under the guise of ‘appreciating their culture’ or ‘searching for themselves’ (whatever that means) or any other seemingly thoughtful premise.. They enjoy the ‘exotic’ foods, marvel at the ‘exotic’ landscapes, snap photos (without asking first) of those very ‘exotic’ natives.

They have profound revelations about how in the western world we have much more commodities than necessary, and how these poor rural simpletons are so happy with the little they own, cause they’re blissful savages, much less complex than the average white US citizen. 

Some of them even manage to say utterly disrespectful stuff (e.g.’oh look at these people living in the middle of nowhere’ (cameron diaz) or that ‘they defecate in the woods ‘hunched like animals’ (drew barrymore) and the worst part is, they don’t even seem to realize.

… Then they go back to their countries, with a serious white savior complex, and show all their relatives photos those wonderful, smiling exotic natives, just before complaining about illegal immigrants taking all their jobs.

yo! truth

Yes white people are the devil burn them all

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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psychedelimeat:

raytheawkwardpotato:

inarithecheese:

omgshinyunicorn:

randommusings98:

If you feel like it’s annoying that you have to deal with some laws, wait until you see these!

Like this: 

"If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle"

Literally what the fuck.

Check em’ out.

i am like going whaaaaat over here

And what’s the history behind the elephant one?

In the city of Toledo (the major city closest to me, about ten minutes away), it is illegal to throw a snake at someone.

In the state of Ohio, it is illegal to go whaling on Sundays.

And just remember- all these laws were made for a reason.

Someone

Somewhere

is the reason that these laws exist/existed.

Nah, the states have to have a certain number of laws and they make up ridiculous ones no one would ever do.

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

somaticallyincorrect:

I Declare War - Final Hour

somaticallyincorrect:

I Declare War - Final Hour

hero-of-bedtime:

thIS IS FROM THE FUCKING PORNO 

hero-of-bedtime:

thIS IS FROM THE FUCKING PORNO 

xencn:

Corpsegrinder talking about the audience at Cannibal Corpse gigs
Watain - The Serpent's Chalice
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the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

dopefiendsdiary:

I love this song.

dopefiendsdiary:

I love this song.

madness-and-gods:

Malevolent Creation | “The Way Of All Flesh”